I HOPE Y’ALL WANT TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT ME

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

                Yes, I suppose, but they are not the most important thing by far

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

                Of course

3. Are you a virgin?

                No

4. Are you in a relationship?

                Yes

5. Are you in love?

                Yes <3

6. Are you single this year?

                Uhhh?

7. Can you commit to one person?

                Definitely

8. Describe your crush

                Jeffrey Clarence

9. Describe your perfect mate

                Jeffrey Clarence

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

                I do

11. Do you ever want to get married?

                Someday over the rainbow

12. Do you forgive betrayal?
                Not easily

13. Do you get jealous easily?

                Depends on the person

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

                Yep, he’s my boyfriend

15. Do you have any piercings?

                Yep; 1 nose ring, and a 10 ear piercings hahah

16. Do you have any tattoos?

                Nope

17. Do you like kissing in public?

                It’s okay

20. Do you shower every day?

                Indeed

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

                I know he does

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

                He’s sleeping so he better be dreaming about me!

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

                Yep, almost there now

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

                No, maybe later

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

                Yes!

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

                Yes, it made me the happiest person

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

                Yep! Juan Simon back in the diz-aye

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

                Not that I know of

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

                Never

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

                I would like to be skinnier of course, but I’m working it

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

                Haven’t we all?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

                Again, haven’t we all?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

                Yes

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

                Only with Allison in my dreams baha

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

                Indeed

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

                Yes

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

                Eww yes

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

                Jeffrey Clarence ! Bahah

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

                -_________-

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

                Nope

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

                This year, I took the vow of the nuns

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

                Da fuck? Pervy survey

43. How long was your longest relationship?

                2 years

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

                4

45. How many people did you kiss in 2011?

                2

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

                IDK YO

47. How old are you?

                18 years young

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

                BITCH SLAP YOU INTO TOMORROW AND CUT OFF YO DICK         

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

                The way he makes me feel beautiful even on my ugliest days

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

                I’d accept their apology, but it wouldn’t change anything

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

                Of course

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

                Some people, personal reasons

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

                NOPE J

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

                Many

55. Share a relationship story.

I met him at my hall at UCI, I played hard to get, he played hard to get, now we can’t get rid of each other

56. State 8 facts about your body

Pierced, somewhat chubby, pale, painted toes, medium large boobs, brown curly hair, clean eyebrows, light brown eyes. IDK IF MOST OF THESE EVEN APPLY BECAUSE WHAT DEFINES BODY

57. Things you want to say to an ex

                I hope you are well

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

                Jokes, food, jokes, food, jokes

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

                I am a vampire, I cannot have my picture taken

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

                2 years

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

                Their eyes

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

                Cover themselves in bees

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

                Insertion

64. What is your definition of cheating?

                Anything that involves lusting for someone that isn’t me

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

                I’m a hermaphrodite

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

                Michael Jackson and Macaulay culkin

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

                THE BEACH

68. What is your sexual orientation?

                Straight except for Allison, Shelby, and Sandra

69. What turns you off?

                Cockiness

70. What turns you on?

                Confidence

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

                Where I was underwater with crimped hair. Ahhaha if you don’t get it…okay then

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

                COCKADOODLEDOO

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

                Visit my brother’s grave with me, it would mean a lot

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

                Cute face duh

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

                Go above and beyond to be nice to my brother

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

                This survey is too hella long

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

                Don’t give a flying fuck

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

                Wouldn’t you like to know? Xoxo gossip girl

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

                A while ago and I can’t remember

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

                Today

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

                Jeffrey Clarence, Ian Somerhalder, Christ Hemsworth, Ryan Gosling, Jeffrey Clarence

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

                Cedric

83. Who was your first kiss with?

                Juan Simon        

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

                I’m not sure exactly

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

                Only if we met on DOTA

86. You’ll love me if:

You like true blood, the maine, brie cheese, macbooks, cha for tea, eating, shopping, Disneyland etc.